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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 01:43

What movies have not aged well?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

How old is planet Earth? Is it 4.5 billion years old or 6,000 years old?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Live and Let Die

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Can I use the LEG PRESS to build muscle?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why do almost all the girls on Quora look beautiful?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”She is very sexyful!”

Octopussy

Why do men prefer women below the age of 30?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why do guys have better skin than women even though women use more product?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Can a relationship really last forever?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

When Chinese people see my pets, will they think of it as their food?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

From Russia With Love

My wife found I had been on Pornhub. She considers this adultery and wants a divorce. She hasn't touched me in over 6 years. What should I do?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

The Man with the Golden Gun

-J W Pepper

Who are the archers in Genesis 49:23?

Moonraker

Dr No

You Only Live Twice

A father of 3 felt healthy. Then a routine screening found a rare, deadly illness. - CBS News

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

A View to a Kill

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why do flat Earthers exist? Why can’t I see the Sun at night? Is it because Earth is not flat?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-All the bad guys are black.

Goldfinger

Why is US hell bent on a private capitalist free opinion sharing platform like Tiktok? What happened to their mantra of so-called free spirit of capitalism and freedom of expression that they have been preaching to the rest of the world for decades?